nerdsarerhapsodic:

One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her

jessice13:

Is there a fandom for ponyo or am i alone.?

if there isn’t a fandom there needs to be one

    The signs taking a photo

  • Aries: Master photo bomber
  • Taurus: Will take a billion photos but only a few will be good for their high standards
  • Gemini: Just perfect, you much teach me your photo skills
  • Cancer: No photo is perfect to them
  • Leo: "Let me take a selfie"
  • Virgo: They will let nobody take photos but them, and they will not take feedback on photography
  • Libra: Doesn't really care if the photo is good or not, but they will post it on Instagram #amazephoto
  • Scorpio: Has no clue how to work a camera but acts like they can
  • Sagittarius: Puts camera on timer and then joins the photo just to do bunny ears on everyone
  • Capricorn: Will not accept any flaw in their photo
  • Aquarius: Will take a photo of everything
  • Pisces: Has awesome ideas for photos, but never takes half of them

aboveignorance:

avoidantdyke:

reblog if ur also a socialist lesbian divorcee witch that kills children

I also kill unicorns. 

alea-lefevre:

Piper McLean.
I only posted wip before because it was meant to be animated like Hazel and Jason. But it’s haunting my wip folder since forever. I will animate her tho.

(If you have the feeling that Hazel, Piper or even Jason could be on only one picture… maybe!)

    The Signs as Dragons

  • Aries: Jet black scales, sharp horns, and the ability to breathe fire. Often used in battle and can be quite aggressive if provoked but is a fierce protector.
  • Taurus: Taurus dragons are often found encrusted in emerald and have the ability to control the elements. They show constant loyalty. Can be known to be quite stubborn.
  • Gemini: Extremely adept at flying, mostly coming in varying shades of blue. They are also one of the most intelligent kinds and are exceptionally social
  • Cancer: One of the rarest species; extremely difficult to spot. These dragons have the ability to become invisible, their scales are reflect their surroundings. Can control the tides.
  • Leo: Born with razor-sharp teeth used as weapons. Leo dragons are the largest and use their powerful tails and claws to engage in sport or combat. They have spikes outlining their head and body with fire-red scales.
  • Virgo: These dragons only come in the brightest whites, and can sparkle. Blue and gold irises are common. Unlike many other species, their wings are made of feathers, and are one of the most beautiful.
  • Libra: Their scales are commonly found in gold, and they are telekinetic. Libra dragons are usually docile and quick learners.
  • Scorpio: Scorpio dragons are a lone species, and do not travel in groups. Leathery, light wings make it easy for dependable flight. Usually purple or multicolored, like red and orange.
  • Sagittarius: Protector of nature and fiercely independent, much like the Scorpio dragon. They are good-natured with humans as well. Adequate at flying, however they are better equipped on the ground. Found usually in green and sporting algae.
  • Capricorn: One of the stronger dragons, and are extremely competitive. They have refined senses, such as enhanced hearing and eye sight. Capricorns have grey scales coated with steel, and are very hard to kill.
  • Aquarius: The only dragon species that are adapted to the water, meaning they are aquatic as well as land creatures. Aquarius dragons blend in with the ocean, making them blue. They have fins instead of wings and travel in large groups.
  • Pisces: Pisces are rainbow or multi-colored and have the ability to speak with other animals. They are the smallest of the dragon species, however what they lack in size, they make up for in intelligence.

muftiday:

do you ever see a picture of your internet friend for the first time and you just kinda think
it appears i have accidentally befriended a beauty goddess.
well

shit